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1992-08-02
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BEN FREEMAN'S MOM
10000
20000
50000
▓ approaches, all 500 lbs. of her!!!
▓ runs up wearing negligee!!! EWWWW!!!
▓ yells at you in front of your friends for 10000 damage!!!
▓ grounds you until Bush gets out of office for 20000 damage!!!
▓ makes obscure curfew rules at you for 40000 damage!!
▓ yells at you but you IGNORE HER!!
▓ grounds you but you tell her to shut up.
▓ makes obscure curfew rules so you come in the NEXT DAY!!
▓ collapses.
Hey, can you mow the lawn before you go outside?